Funky Zach's Schlock Haus

 I heard the stupidest commercial on the radio just now:

Today I was flipping the channels looking for that soap opera full of busty women on Univision, when I came across this show, Teletubbies on PBS. Man, that show will make you bash in your own skull. It started out with this pinwheel spinning around and this sun with a baby’s face in it. Then there was this farting sound and this thing that looked like a periscope popped out of the ground. A British woman said, “Time for Teletubbies” about eight times, and then these multi colored monkeys with sex toys on their heads lined up and announced their gibberish names. After that, they all started fucking each other. Well, it may have been a group hug, I wasn’t sure, I shut my eyes. Then that farting periscope popped out again and the British woman said, “Up and down. Up and down. Up and down. Up and down. Up and down. Up and down.” The monkeys started giggling and screamed, “Again!” and the British woman said it another five thousand times or so.  “Going up…” said the British lady. The green

Once I sent in a script to The X-Files. They sent back a rejection letter and they appear to have spit into the envelope. I'm not sure why, the script was better than half of the episodes they air!